Ranking The Hosts Of E!'s "Talk Soup"/ "The Soup"
E!’s long-lived, snark-filled roundup of TV’s weirdest and wildest is celebrating its 500th episode, but who has been the show’s best emcee?
Tenure: 1999 to 2000
Sparks was like your adorable younger brother who thinks everything is funny and likes to joke about his lack of prowess with the ladies and is just so adorable. But that cuddly geek thing also kept Sparks from deploying the kind of sharp-edged snark required for the likes of Maury and Jerry Springer, and he decamped after just a year to star on Showtime’s Queer As Folk.
Still: So cute!
Tenure: 2001 to 2002
Beyond the fact that it was refreshing to know that making fun of talk shows wasn’t the sole province of white men, Tyler was the first (and, really, only) host who seemed to genuinely enjoy watching trashy talk TV. But the show’s format was growing as tired as its ’90s design aesthetic, and by the early ’00s, trashy talk TV was on the decline in favor of trashy reality TV. None of which was Tyler’s fault, but her tenure on the show suffered for it all the same. In 2002, after 11 years on the air, E! essentially canceled the show.
Tenure: 1995 to 1999
He’s the Roger Moore of Talk Soup hosts — not the first, most famous, or respected of his compatriots, but the one many people probably remember first seeing host the show. He also benefitted enormously from the rise of both Jerry Springer and Rosie O’Donnell as talk show celebrities, both of whom provided hours upon hours of prime content. And there was that time when Dustin Hoffman defibrillated his balls.
Tenure: 1991 to 1995
Well before anyone was using the word “snark,” Kinnear’s perfect mix of aloof charm and arched sarcasm pretty much invented what has become for over two decades the prevailing attitude towards a certain brand of so-bad-it’s-good TV. Most know him now as an actor (and an Oscar nominee, at that), but without Kinnear setting the gold standard, Talk Soup and shows like it simply would not exist.