19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail

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Somebody call the food police.

Committing identity fraud against chocolate chips.

19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail

You think this is chocolate chip? You’ve never been more tragically wrong in your life.

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Trespassing in cinnamon bread.

19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail

This is private, delicious bread property. Get out.

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Harassing peanut butter and celery.

19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail

Is this some kind of sick joke? You leave them alone!

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Public ice cream intoxication.

19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail

Raisins, are you drunk right now? On rum?

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  1. opurt

    March 3, 2014 at 4:47 am

    have a decision to make here. i havent ever been raised with a dad, my mom said he left me when he found out she was pregnant with me. i always wanted a dad because it was just my mom raisin a boy and she always kept tellin me that dad my would come back someday when i was “ready”. course that never happened. so when i was in jail for (what will remain private) something i did. i was in for 4 years. went in when i was 19 and you can do the math. the last like week i was in still this man came and vistied me. didnt know who he was but i figured what the hell he was saying it was imporant. long and behold he eventually tells me hes my daddy and if i want to get in touch with him he gave me all his personnal info. since ive been out ive just been living my life with promisin never to talk to him. i been real pissed all this time at how he could just show up while im in ****** prison and just do that.
    but its just within the last couple weeks i been really thinking of my dad. i wanna give him a chance cus theres a part of me that wants a dad. but im afraid that he would just **** me over somehow. im wondering if its to late to make a relationship with him?

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  2. Flash Funk

    December 21, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    have a decision to make here. i havent ever been raised with a dad, my mom said he left me when he found out she was pregnant with me. i always wanted a dad because it was just my mom raisin a boy and she always kept tellin me that dad my would come back someday when i was “ready”. course that never happened. so when i was in jail for (what will remain private) something i did. i was in for 4 years. went in when i was 19 and you can do the math. the last like week i was in still this man came and vistied me. didnt know who he was but i figured what the hell he was saying it was imporant. long and behold he eventually tells me hes my daddy and if i want to get in touch with him he gave me all his personnal info. since ive been out ive just been living my life with promisin never to talk to him. i been real pissed all this time at how he could just show up while im in ****** prison and just do that.
    but its just within the last couple weeks i been really thinking of my dad. i wanna give him a chance cus theres a part of me that wants a dad. but im afraid that he would just **** me over somehow. im wondering if its to late to make a relationship with him?

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  3. Malcolm Hudson

    December 16, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    have a decision to make here. i havent ever been raised with a dad, my mom said he left me when he found out she was pregnant with me. i always wanted a dad because it was just my mom raisin a boy and she always kept tellin me that dad my would come back someday when i was “ready”. course that never happened. so when i was in jail for (what will remain private) something i did. i was in for 4 years. went in when i was 19 and you can do the math. the last like week i was in still this man came and vistied me. didnt know who he was but i figured what the hell he was saying it was imporant. long and behold he eventually tells me hes my daddy and if i want to get in touch with him he gave me all his personnal info. since ive been out ive just been living my life with promisin never to talk to him. i been real pissed all this time at how he could just show up while im in ****** prison and just do that.
    but its just within the last couple weeks i been really thinking of my dad. i wanna give him a chance cus theres a part of me that wants a dad. but im afraid that he would just **** me over somehow. im wondering if its to late to make a relationship with him?

    (0)

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